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Is it Real or Fake?

potzak September 5th, 2008

Great collection of bizarre pictures:
http://www.hyd-masti.com/2008/08/is-it-real-or-fake.html
They kind-of checked their authenticity.

Preview:
Sandstorm in Iraq
Real picture of a sandstorm in Iraq

Best quiz ever

sjors August 15th, 2008

http://www.somegreybloke.com/quiz/intro.html

*warning, not suitable for the myspace generation.

EuroEnglish

potzak July 2nd, 2008

The European Union comissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replased witk “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al will agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

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Supermarket domino

potzak March 19th, 2008

Gym Membership

sjors January 24th, 2008

there are all quite funny!

Robo fair

potzak December 2nd, 2007

What robot programmers do in their weekends:

Stealthy KLM

potzak June 18th, 2007

KLM Boeings like to fly low to escape radar detection:

Key Fight

potzak June 2nd, 2007

Bloodfight

Thanks to Sjors Timmer from www.shirtlog.com

Beer Comic

potzak May 26th, 2007

beer comic

Thanks to my friend Anouk Buisman for bringing up this strip.